John Mayer: Still Choosing Words Poorly

Oh, John Mayer. We know you’re trying to make amends with the world now, but really, you need to be quiet for like five seconds because you’re too easy a target right now.

Last night at a show at New York’s Madison Square Garden, Mayer managed to pinch out a thank you to his fans, telling the crowd “I hate to come off like an a**hole ever, and thank you guys for believing that I am not an a**hole. Never, ever in my entire life did I ever think that it would be a good idea to be an a**hole. But you know what? There’s plenty of a**holes who think the same thing, so I have to thank you… It’s a clean me now, people, clean me.” See, what we got from that was “Clean me now, people. I hate to come off. A**hole!” Granted, we’re doing a little word scramble but if you glance at the quote reallyreallyfast, you’ll see it too.

This is a man who claims to have a decent sense of humor, how could he not realize that those of us with juvenile minds would get a decent chuckle out of that? [Photo: Getty Images]