John Mayer Dissed By Oprah, Embraced By Pornographers

John Mayer’s racist, sex-filled Playboy interview has the singer riding the D-List express, and once you’re on the train to Celebrity No Man’s Land, it’s hard to hop off. Normally when stars screw up they seek redemption in Oprah Winfrey‘s arms, but a source tells PopEater she’s basically banned the singer from her show. “Oprah is the smartest person on TV and will not let John use her or her show to ask for forgiveness. If John really wants to apologize for his racist and sexist comments, he should find somewhere else. The only way Oprah, who is a dear friend of Jennifer Aniston, would ever book him is if John were interested in having a much deeper conversation about race, women and fame.”

Finally, Team Aniston scores big! John hasn’t lost all his fans, however. Vivid Entertainment, a big name in the world of f*cking on film, has offered John a chance to write and direct one of their videos, after he declared in Playboy, “My biggest dream is to write pornography.”

As for our biggest dream, of John Mayer vanishing into obscurity, well…we hope he pays it forward and makes it come true. Fingers crossed! [Photo: GettyImages]