John Mayer is possibly maybe hooking up with Taylor Swift these days, but that doesn’t stop him from talking about all his former conquests. Seriously, no one in the history of time dwells on their exes this much except for this guy. In the March issue of Playboy (but of course), Mayer opens up about ex-girlfriend Jessica Simpson , saying “Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say.” Only, guess what. That’s not all he said!
Mayer said that sex with Simpson was like a drug ”And drugs aren’t good for you if you do lots of them.” Then the real diarrhea of the mouth started. “Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me. It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, ‘I want to quit my life and just f*ckin’ snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to f*ck you, I would start selling all my sh*t just to keep f*cking you.’” Um, what? Is it any wonder that Taylor Swift’s mother wants to keep this dirty old man away from her daughter?
In case that quote wasn’t delightful enough, he also said that since breaking up with Simpson he hasn’t spread his love around as much as we’d think. Asked how many women he’s bedded (because why not share that info with the world?) he replied ”I’m going to say four or five. No more. But even if I said 12, that’s a reasonable number.[Is it?] So is 15. Here’s the thing: I get less ass now than I did when I was in a local band. Because now I don’t like jumping through hoops.” So listen up, local bands, it might seem like a dream to date an actress, but in reality, Jennifer Aniston‘s vagina will make you jump through hoops just to enter, so revel in that ass you’re getting now.
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7 Responses to “John Mayer TMI Of The Day: Sex With Jessica Simpson Was Crazy”
If any of the celebrities who is even thinking of dating John Mayer have some shame and deceny they should all give this jerk a boot.
Wow! That John Mayer sure does have a mouth on him!!!! LOL
YIKES! This guy is an idiot for spilling the beans on his sexual activities. Really! Stable and decent men don’t go around talking about their sexual escapades ESPECIALLY with the MEDIA- what a major turn-off.
WOW, that was inappropriate. I use to love John Mayer and his beautiful music, but now, seeing as he’s a big jerk, or (`_!*__#`+_)~++ hole if you will, I can’t stand him. Period. I happen to like Jessica Simpson, and she doesn’t need this bullsh** from the media, let alone a manwhore like him.
Wow this guys a real peice of ….. work. How rude. And he’s not even cute. He looks like he’s on real drugs.
Maybe he’s a sex addict. Could someone get him Dr. Drew’s number before any more undeserving women fall victim to his bs.
What a pig. I used to listen to his music but not anymore. He gives guys a bad name. PIG PIG PIG. The women he’s been with are way to good for such swine.
More power to him. Hey, she used him just like he used her. Blame Simpsons parents who pimp her and have trained her to be a Sack chaser. Romo, Ese, now i see why you couldnt concentrate on games. Thats some magical nocha!