LiLo Has No Time To Make Movies ‘Cuz She’s Too Busy Hoarding

We came across this preview for Lindsay Lohan‘s interview with “The Insider,” and our heart immediately began to weep. No, not because it reveals that she’s essentially a hoarder – we’ve heard rumors of her clutter for year – but because she’s so DList, only “The Insider” was interested in her story. “The Insider,” guys! A few years ago, Lindsay could have been crying pretend tears into the arms of Oprah Winfrey, now she’s relegated to sniffling in front of comedian Niecy Nash (who we loved on “Reno 911″ but is now inexplicably an entertainment news show host). Even Tyra Banks would have been better than The mother-effing Insider! Oh Lindsay, how how far you’ve fallen, girl.

Give the video above a watch, and chances are you’ll feel pangs of both pity and jealousy. For while the girl clearly has hoarding issues, she’s hoarding some fancy-pants stuff. An easy solution to her problem would be to send us and some gal pals into her “shoe room” and let us each grab 10 pairs of Louboutins. We’ll even drop some career advice on her while we’re at it: stop going out, stop talking to people, make some low-budget, quality indie flicks, and reestablish yourself as someone with talent, not as someone with problems. Pretty soon not even “The Insider” is gonna care about your drama, LiLo, and you’ll have only your racks of clothes to cry to.