Uh oh – cops have nailed Charlie Sheen with a Major League criminal charge! It turns out celebrities aren’t Beyond The Law after all! TMZ is reporting that the Charlie will be charged with felony menacing and a misdemeanor assault charge in connection with the drama that went down on Christmas Day with his wife. Sounds like someone’s gonna need a Platoon of lawyers to get out of this mess!
The Hot Shot actor will appear in court on Monday for his arraignment, but will apparently not enter a plea just yet. His wife, Brooke Mueller, is still allegedly hiding out in rehab (a real No Man’s Land, if you ask us). We trust that Charlie will make it through this mess – if Wall Street can get off scot-free for causing the economic crisis, then he should be fine!*
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*Forgive us for the hacky movie references…it’s 5:45 PM on a Thursday – what do you expect?
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What a waste of our taxpayer dollars……let it go, let it go. Anybody can see it was a stupid argument, and it’s done, and the prosecutor is being a drama queen about it and wasting our money.