Looks like this boy’s no longer a toy! The Chicago Sun-Times says that model-DJ Jesus Luz has said goodbye to sugar mama Madonna. “Apparently, the 23-year-old Brazilian realized their age difference (she’s 51) and overall lack of mutual interests nixed a long-term relationship,” reports columnist Bill Zwecker (maybe she didn’t like Avatar as much as he did). While we believe Madonna wouldn’t sweat losing her studmuffin—there’s plenty more where that came from—we’re a little surprised with Luz’s independence. Isn’t this supposed to go “Jesus and Madonna fight in public, Madonna dumps him, Jesus sues for palimony, loses, writes a tell-all and spends the rest of his life doing reality shows”? While there’s still time for the story to get pathetic, it’s almost unnerving to see a celebrity couple like this split with such class.
Underlining the peculiar lack of drama are blogs that can’t help but change what little story there is to make some. Gossip Girls, though quoting the same article and nothing else, says Madonna “kicked Jesus to the curb” and “sent her boytoy packing.” Likewise, Perez somehow gets “not so amicable” out of the Sun-Times‘ “totally amicable.” Just wait for another source to offer some actual dirt, guys.
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3 Responses to “Report: Jesus Luz Breaks Up With Madonna”
Who gives a FFF. I’m not sure which is more boring, the Grammys, the Kardashians or Madonna. Y-A-W-N. Can we get back to the American economy, the healthcare situation, and the fact that all the money we send to Haiti ends up buying machine guns for their government?
Thanks. We have had enough of news for the dumb-founded, and then the dumber than that.
To Carol: This is an ENTERTAINMENT newsletter,hence the VH1 logo on the top of it.If you want politics,there are alot of other websites you can visit. The Huffington Post is the best.
Well said, DJay. haha. Good to see this kid didnt’ want to be Madonna’s little plaything. She probably treated him like a child and criticized him out of the relationship. She’s a Leo. That’s what they do. Nag your nuts off so your esteem is in the toilet.