Just when it looked like the drama around Tiger Woods and his veritable tsunami of alleged mistresses had passed, some cheap rag is hawking “raw, never-before-seen photos!” of the golfing star shirtless and lifting weights. Sorry, did we say “cheap rag”? We mean class act Vanity Fair, whose pocket must have burnt clean through holding onto these pre-scandal Annie Liebowitz photos while they waited for Friday Night Lights author Buzz Bissinger to write a reflection on Woods’ “downfall.” They couldn’t just publish the photos without a story, you know. It’d be gauche.
As for the beleaguered legend himself, no one seems quite sure on just where he’s hiding. TMZ says their sources point to Africa (he proposed to estranged wife Elin Lindegren in South Africa six years ago), but no one’s spotted him there or anywhere else. Hopefully his disguise wasn’t “shirtless dude with hat on, lifting weights.”
[Photo: Vanity Fair]
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12 Responses to “Tiger Woods Shirtless On Vanity Fair Cover, Otherwise MIA”
ew, no one wants to see your hairy nipples! qo put a shirt on you man smut. =)
that is so damn disgusting……….
i bet his nuts are just as black as his nipples…….cablanasian my +#+_^)%(+%!_^~` mr. black man.
THE RUBBER CHECK BOUNCES AGAIN HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KEEP DIGGING.
Does Tiger want this right now? I mean, why would Vanity Fair hold to these photos until now? Unless they truly planned for Tiger Woods to be on their February 2010 coverr? Maybe not… Now, Tiger Woods at some point is going to need to start the recovery process because being under the radar is not going to be smart anymore. And Vanity Fair talks about a “side never seen of Tiger before”. Well, let me just say , that whole adultery fiasco was a side never seen or expected. Talk about scandalous ’cause it certainly turned out be so.
Looking good TW.
lookin horrible TW
He looks like he was cryin right before he took the pic lol
My son looks much better with his shirt off. I wish he made Tiger’s salary
I dnt get it…why would the magazine want such an ugly body on their cover? I mean, get Taylor Lautner, David Beckham, or Lil’ Wayne on the cover…not Tiger! lmaoooo
Ughhhhh hes so damn uglyyy! And i dont get why hes popular or whatever anymoreee. :/
i know why he had to crash his career you know about the native american (spritual) part of all your contracts and so do the people who signed you. you thought you could crash your career and get the POWER you see i have didn’t you? you are saying i am cheating you but i have asked for the money FOR YOU TIGER. they know i am owed to so why give him the power to the work he did when he did not pay the one he knew to pay?
so you have all this money and no power to return to it. my father screamed at me, you ever sign one of those you are worthless! don’t ever do it. so i kind of was going to just have to collect my riches from yall but you guys see it as if i sold out.you know you can hurt me but why do your BOSSES keep pulling you back from doing it, they have you now and all the power you see?
so i had to write i think it is you guys and ask for money. my 3% but you closed your web e-mail DID YOU BOSS TELL YOU TOO!
HE HAS WON YOU POWER TIGER.