Archive for November 24th, 2009

Gossip Break: Tila’s Got A Sex Tape, Of Course

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Tila Tequila doesn’t want you to watch her sex tape, but her naked web show is totally fine! [Yeeeah!]
We got a chance to chat with the ladies of Popeater about New Moon, Adam Lambert‘s fake fellatio and Jon Gosselin‘s sad, well, sad everything. Watch it here! [PopEater]
Rihanna‘s promoting the eff out of her new album! Go girl. [PITNB]
Chace Crawford allegedly lost his v-card to Shauna Sand. Whatever respect we had for that guy is now lost, too. [DListed]
Jimmy Fallon wins us over as Neil Young doing the “Fresh Prince” theme song. Of course. [Buzzfeed]
John Mayer, still a hot jerk. [LaineyGossip]

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Justin Bieber Breaks Foot On Stage, Finishes Song

Teen singer Justin Bieber had to cut his opening set for Taylor Swift in London short last night after breaking his foot on stage. “I tripped over something on stage coming down the ramp, and felt my ankle roll in a very bad way,” he explained on his Twitter. “Turns out I fractured my foot and had to finish the song on a broken foot. After, I was done I was in such pain I skipped the encore and got off stage and back to see the medics.” You read that right, folks—he finished the song.

Hard to believe anyone, let alone a 15 year old, bothering to suffer through a broken foot, but the video above is proof. After the stumble at :15, Bieber ignores some dance moves, but continues to sing and even lead the audience in a wave. He doesn’t reveal any trouble till 3:11, when he thanks the audience and hobbles backstage, his dancers either oblivious or indifferent to his agony. Though he’s stuck in a cast for the next six weeks, Bieber is continuing his tour with Swift, singing in Manchester today from a stool. What a pro!

Taylor’s Rolling Stone Cover: Enjoy It, Ladies!

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We were chatting with our lady pals at PopEater today about the conversation going around that it’s somehow creepy to admire Taylor Lautner‘s ripped bod because he’s 17 years old and thus, “illegal.” Well, we’re giving you permission to drool, Tay-fans. Never mind the fact that he’ll be 18 in just 2.5 short months (2/11/10, OMG!), but isn’t it time we women we’re allowed to get a little creepy with our objects of lust? After all, no one thought twice about the hordes of grown men obsessively ogling at Britney, Lindsay and The Olsen Twins through out their teen years. Why the web was – and still is – full of clocks counting down the seconds until Mary-Kate and Ashley became legal to date (as if they’d touch any of you middle-aged pervs).

So the time has come for the women of America to have their moment. The dude’s on the cover of Rolling Stone in a wet t-shirt, for Christ’s sake! What else are we do to? For the record, it’s not illegal to fawn over his body, it’s just not really kosher to touch it in some states before he turns 18 – California being one of them. But hey – if you come across him in Montana and things get (consensually) hot and heavy, it’s 100% legal! [Photo: RollingStone]

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Lady Gaga Gives Fans The Shoulder (Pads) In LA

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Lady Gaga didn’t pull out all the stops at her Best Buy apperance in LA yesterday. After all, who wants to navigate Saturn rings and veils wedged to your face while signing records at a meet-and-greet? No, Gaga decided to go with a suit—a suit with gigantic shoulder pads and a plunging neckline. Pretty brilliant, really; probably gave some neck support while looking up at fans from her chair. Not that she was thinking only of herself—she wound up ordering 80 pizzas to share with those who waited. Aww!

Dr. Dre was there to hawk his and Gaga’s headphone line, though he didn’t have a new album to sign himself—dude’s last one came out ten years ago. Get on that already, Dre. Gaga made two in two years!

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Lambert Booted Off ABC’s “Good Morning America,” Embraced By CBS

ABC’s “Good Morning America” canceled a scheduled performance by Adam Lambert today, following his controversial R-rated song and dance number on the American Music Awards. Here’s the official word from an ABC talking head: “Given his controversial American Music Awards performance, we were concerned about airing a similar concert so early in the morning.”

While ABC may think its viewers aren’t able to stomach simulated fellatio before 8AM, CBS clearly knows its audience likes a little bit o’ raunch with their coffee and eggs. They snatched Lambert right up for a stint on “The Early Show” tomorrow morning. Meanwhile, Lambert’s supporters are venting their frustrations with ABC on Twitter, where “Shame On You ABC” is currently a trending topic, along with “Adam Lambert,” ” GMA” and “ABC.”

What do you think about ABC’s decision? Vote in our poll above and chat in the comments below.

Claire Danes And Zac Efron Work The Carpet For Welles

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Former teen screamers who think they’re too old for New Moon—some must exist—might consider a classier (albeit grammatically challenged) pic coming out, Me And Orson Welles. The Richard Linklater (Dazed & Confused) film romantically pairs High School Musical‘s Zac Efron with Claire Danes, whose run on My So-Called Life could teach Kristen Stewart a thing or two about teen angst. The pair were in Manhattan to screen the film last night, joined such stars as Danes’ husband Hugh Dancy, Amber Rose and Danes’ fellow ’90s MTV mainstay Courtney Love. Check out their red carpet fashion in the gallery below.

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Miley Cyrus Dissed At Burger Shop

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What did Page Six get Miley Cyrus for her 17th birthday? An embarrassing story about her being sonned at Pop Burger! According to their source, Cyrus was baffled when the counter manager at the NYC restaurant asked for a name for her and her friend’s order. “Are you serious? You don’t recognize me? I’m Miley Cyrus,” said the star. After swiping her card, the indifferent employee merely responded, “That’s nice for you. Here is your order. Have a nice day.” Maybe he just didn’t recognize Hannah Montana without her wig! Frankly, you’d think she’d be glad there are still some adult men who haven’t seen her work the pole. Between this and the fan who claims she killed her cat, Miley must really regret not having a Twitter right now.

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Cami Parker: Diary From The BunnyRanch

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Dear Diary,

It’s me, Cami again! Things have sure been rocking the last couple of weeks! I had a party with one of our regular clients who’s more like family to us. He comes in from the East Coast and stays at the BunnyRanch for two weeks every couple of months. I met him on my first trip here but he was all booked up as far as parties go. However, he knows the place so well that he gave me my orientation while at the ranch and we went out to eat with Daddy a few times. He is so sweet and NICE and spends VERY good money. We all really love him here. I did a two-girl party with Miss Kelly Skyline and a virgin. That was really fun. We took him into the hot tub and got him buzzed off champagne and gave him a time he’ll never forget. I did a date with another regular client here. He is so sweet so when he landed we picked him up from the airport in the limo and brought him to lunch. We came back to the ranch and he got all cleaned up and we took the limo out to dinner and a very beautiful Asian restaurant.

We had a great time together. After that we came back to the ranch and had our way with each other. One night a guy that heard me on Howard Stern came in and he was so cute and sweet. He told me he spent two hours getting ready to meet me and even got a spray tan. He was so scared and freaking out like OMG I can’t believe I’m meeting Cami Parker! I can’t believe I’m having the best sex of my life with a celebrity. LOL! I tried to tell him I’m just a normal girl but he wouldn’t listen! LOL!

One night my bestie Ariana Starr and 3 pals had to escape the ranch so we went out to a nice Italian dinner and to watch a movie. We also played some blackjack and after than we were pretty drunk so that was fun. I’m so excited because I also just went to LA and can’t wait to tell you about my weekend!

Lots of Love,

Cami Parker

Timbaland Drops Chris Brown From His Album

Chris Brown was officially dropped from Timbaland‘s new album, and although both parties insist it was a “mutual decision,” sources say it wasn’t entirely about the music. Chris’ vocals were removed from a song called “The One I Love,” due to the “drama” surrounding him. Although Timbaland’s manager confirms that Chris was dropped, he says there are no hard feelings. “There’s nothing against Chris. We love Chris,” he said. According to rapper D.O.E. – who does appear on the track – the song was originally called “Maniac” but was changed because “some people” didn’t think it would be a good idea to attach Chris to a song with that name. Yes, probably not the message to be sending right now. [Source: TMZ; Photo: Getty Images]

Taylor Lautner Explains The 3 Types Of Twilight Fangirls

Taylor Lautner sat down with Conan O’Brien on The Tonight Show last night, glowing with the knowledge that New Moon made almost three times its budget in one weekend. After describing a fan riot in Brazil (“there were flexi-cuffs on the doors…[they] just went Pop! Pop! Pop!”), the underage werewolf broke down the three types of fangirls he encounters while gallivanting across the globe to hawk his vampire movie/money-printing machine. They are as follows:

Screamers: “The most mild fan…usually we do not meet fans who do not scream.”
Criers: “You feel really bad…you want to do something, so you grab their hand or give them a hug, and it just gets worse. Then they are literally on their knees crying.”
Hyperventilators: “You don’t really have to worry that much, because they just pass out. They just *snaps* are gone.”

Wait, what about adult women uncomfortable with Bella’s extreme passivity but can’t stop watching anyway? And those moms who want Taylor to sign their underwear? Maybe they all scream too. As funny as Lautner’s anecdotes were, the highlight of the interview was when Conan revealed the junior athlete can catch grapes in his mouth from a long distance. Watch the feat—along with yet another shirtless clip from New Moon—after the jump.

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