In news we didn’t see coming, Tila Tequila has announced that she’s going to have a baby! Actually, we could sort of see that happening in an “Oops-my-bisexual-threesome-was-more-bareback-than-I-expected” kind of way, but we we really didn’t expect is for Tila to be having a baby as a surrogate for her brother and his wife. But that is exactly what the star (we use that term lightly) is doing. Tila tweeted on Sunday, “BIG ANNOUNCEMENT: I am going to become a SURROGATE MOTHER for my brother & his Wife!!! That is my xmas present to them. Im pregnant!!!!”
Tila is somewhat infamous for stretching the truth, but we think this would be a pretty big thing to exaggerate – especially for her brother and sister-in-law’s sake – so we wish her family the best. We also think this would make for a better reality show than “A Shot At Love.” We would love to watch Tila and her rumored fianceé Casey Johnson take Lamaze classes together and watch the eentsy-weentsy starlet grow a big baby bump (“A Shot Of Baby Formula With Tila Tequila?”).
Maybe a pregnancy will keep Tila’s antics to a minimum for nine months. Hey, we can hope. [Photo: GettyImages]
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2 Responses to “Tila Tequila Is A Surrogate Mom”
Poor kid! Imagine having a *#`__)*&#@@&@_(_ as your birth mother. Even though the nasty a$$, half-breed hoe is only the surrogate, one day the kid is going to want to know who it’s real parents are. Her brother must be hard up to ask her nasty a$$ to birth their child. I wonder if he’s just as nasty as her skank a$$, is he going to sleep with her too.
wow ceecee…thats fxcked up. for real. =/