Tiger’s Woods‘ wife Elin Nordegren is apparently taking the world’s greatest athlete to divorce court. Lucky for Tiger, he has his pick of skanky mistresses to comfort him once his wife – and his money – is gone. The only question is – which one of the 15 ladies will he kiss under the mistletoe? According to People, Elin is chatting with high-powered attorney Sorrell Trope, 82, who is the go-to guy in Hollywood for ending marriages and making out with millions (Nicole Kidman and Britney Spears are past clients). All she has to it put a big red bow on the divorce papers, and she’s got the perfect gift for her hubby!
An Us Weekly source confirms the divorce rumor. “She’s going to take her sweet time,” said the insider. “She wants all the dirty laundry to be out on the table before she signs anything.”
Apparently Elin’s already kicked Tiger out of their mansion (so he can go live in their other mansion), and is gearing up to spend the holidays without her husband. It’s the most wonderful time, of the yearrrrrrr! [Photo: GettyImages]
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3 Responses to “Elin Gifting Tiger A Divorce For Christmas”
Good. Tiger break her off that money and go on with your life. I find it dumb to be married just because anyhow. He can be a father to his kids without being married to her.
His life and hers for that matter don’t have to stop because he cheated.
This type of post is the reason our country is the way it is, and why the rest of our world looks at America like this is the place to live. Tiger, gone head and move on with your life. I know you didnt ask, but if you wanted my advice, there it is bro.
Tiger is so hottt!