If her stint with Andy Samberg on “Saturday Night Live” last weekend was an indicator, Rihanna is a pretty good actress, and funnier than we expected. So when she opened up about pursuing acting recently, she had some pretty ambitious ideas about what roles she wants to play. “I’d love to be an assassin. Either that or a lesbian. Maybe both. Hey, a gay assassin, there’s nothing hotter than that. Megan Fox would play my girlfriend – hands down. She’s yummy. She’s hot.”
Something tells us she wouldn’t have to work very hard to pitch this movie in Hollywood. And everyone knows you’re Oscar-bait if you go full homicidal lesbian, just look at Charlize Theron. [Photo: GettyImages]
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4 Responses to “Rihanna’s Dream Role: Lesbian Assassin”
She is just proving how much of a sk**k she is. She can’t sing. And the only thing she o
proved in snl is that she is pathetic at faking being fun. She’s a waste of everybody’s time and the fakest one around. Finally she’s ranking like the zero she is and pr work won’t save her fat #(^#&^~*#+@!)+) Stop promoting this talentless ho. She and scum Brown better stop blabbing around. Nobody cares anymore.
Well said! Man, this chick can’t sing at all… acting? Please! the only thing she can do onscreen is feeling herself up. But that’s NOT acting. That’s actually her main job, namely being a sl-u-t.
Her 15 minutes aren’t already up? Her record tanks. Cos she’s so whack at everything.
That is one movie my boyfriend would definitely want to watch. Haha. I’m not so sure if she should venture into acting, though…
-meream
you all are nuts, she is beautiful and such a hottie. But keep haten your all just mad that she has more $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ then you.