It has now been one week since Tiger Woods crashed his car following an argument with wife Elin Nordegren, and the rumors about his infidelities are only getting juicier. Following the sex and violence, it shouldn’t be any surprise today’s gossip is all about drugs. Rachel Uchitel reportedly bragged to friends that she and the golfer were fond of spicing their hook ups with Ambien. “You know you have crazier sex on Ambien—you get into that Ambien haze. We have crazy Ambien sex.” Take a second to form a clear mental picture of what she’s describing, folks.
Ambien may not have been Tiger’s only vice. Jaimee Grubbs—the Tool Academy star who released his voicemail—worked until recently at a California marijuana store, according to Radar. While no one’s suggesting the pair had crazy marijuana sex yet, we’re sure an “insider” will crawl out to discuss that possibility shortly. Dude was so boring for so long, we all forgot that his name is Tiger.
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3 Responses to “Tiger Woods Affair Rumors Now Involve Sex And Drugs”
see the white light the government is letting you use for your videos that is only to be used for the president? the light mean if you cross it it is a FELONY A FEDERAL OFFENCE. WHY IS LADY GAGA AND BEYONCE USING THAT LIGHT? IT MEANS IF WE ATTACK THEM IT IS PUNISHIABLE BY DEATH. THAT LIGHT IS ONLY FOR THE PRESIDENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE MONEY THAT HAS BEEN MADE FROM USING MY SOUL IS TO BE HANDED OUT THE HOUSES IN AMERICA ARE FREE. BANKS OPENED DUE TO RAP AND HIP HOP TO CATCH THE FLOW OF MONEY.
TO THE NATIVE AMERICAN NATION, THE AMERICAN MILITARY, AND THE MEXICAN MILITARY WHAT I WENT THROUGH TO PLUG IN OUR FREEDOM CANNOT BE ERASED IT IS DIVIDED UP BETWEEN MANY DIFFERENT MILITARIES. I CAN BE RELAXED BY THE NATIVE AMERICAN MILITARY AND THEY HAVE CHOSE TO PULL A FAST ONE. YOU HAVE TRIED TO PLUG IN ELIN AND OTHER WHITE WOMEN WEARING THAT GOVERNMENT WHITE HOUSE LIGHT WHICH MEANS DO NOT TOUCH ‘it will be a felony’ ARE YOU CRAZY!
ANYONE OF THE MILITARIES CAN FREE ME AND FREE OTHER COUNTRIES FROM JUMPING AROUND UNCONTROLLEBLY. I AM FIXED IT IS FIXED THE FREEDOM IS HERE IT IS DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE NATIVE AMERICANS HAVE JUST TRIED TO PLUG IN THE WHITE HOUSE TO HURT THE POOR THROUGH TIGER AND ELIN.
SEE HOW HE DID NOT WAKE I HAVE NOT MOVED A HAIR PIN OKAY? THAT MONEY IS TO BE GIVEN OUT. OTHER COUNTRIES NEED TO KNOW THAT THE NATIVE AMERICANS ARE PROTECTING THE WHITE HOUSE NOT THE CIVILIANS.
THE ONES WHO GOT TATTOOS OR ARE IN GANGS THAT WHITE LIGHT MAKES A SMELL SO WHEN YOU APPLY FOR A JOB IT SMELLS TO BAD THEY CALL THOSE THE MANAGERS. SO YOU GOT TATTOOS TO KILL THE SMEEL. I DON’T WANT YOU EMBARRESSED TO MOVE INTO YOUR HOUSES BECAUSE OF THOSE TATTOOS. IT WAS THE MANAGER SEE HOW HE SMEELS JUST FILING OUT AN APPLICATION PUTS YOU IN JAIL AND IT IS THE GOVERNMENT BACKED BY THE NATIVE AMERICANS.
YOU ARE STRONG STILL HE DID NOT WAKE YOU SEE I HAVE NOT FOLDED YOU ARE ALL HEALTHY.
THEY ARE TRYING TO PUT THESE BLONDE HAIRED WOMEN UNDER THE GOVERNMENTS PROTECTION WITH THIS NEW CONTARCT TO ELIN HE USED MY SOUL THAT IS MY MONEY AND THOSE WHO BOUGHT THE MUSIC OR MAGAZINES ECT. YOU WERE PAYING FOR YOUR HOUSES.
I WISH THERE WAS NO BANKS BACK THEN SO MY PART OF THE MONEY WOULD OF BEEN SENT DIRECTLY TO ME. THE BANKS ARE NO GOOD AND ARE CLOSING BECAUSE THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A MORGAGE IN AMERICA. MY SOUL HAS MADE THIS MONEY AND I AM HANDING IT OUT.
TO THE ATHLETES, THE ARTIST, THE FASHION WORLD. ALL THE MONEY WAS NOT TO BE YOUR REMEMBER? THE NATIVE AMERICAN EXCUSS JUST WENT OUT THE WINDOW. THEY ARE BUSTED.
NOTAY IT WAS A SMALL TRIBE WITH A TWO MAN MILITARY BUT YOU LOST THE DRAW.
CALL ME SO WE CAN GET THIS MONEY FLOWING TO THE RIGHT PEOPLE. THE MILITARY CAN RELAX ME AND OTHER COUNTRIES ARE SAFE AND THE MONEY CAN FLOW THE MONEY FROM MY SOUL.
UHURA GREEN
Holy craaaaazy comment poster! Your soul is being used by the government? Did they also take away your caps lock key?
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anywhooooooooooooooooooooooo, this is ka ka. dont believe anything unless it comes directly from the mouth of both or all parties involve. the press is notorious for printing anything whether or not it is based in truth.
starr