Levi Johnston Is Too Famous For Airport Lines

Hey, if you’d knocked up the daughter of the Alaskan Governor and posed for Playgirl, you wouldn’t have time to waste in airport lines either. Page Six reports that Levi Johnston refused to spend any of his 15 minutes of fame in line with passengers at JFK airport. “He then made a big show of getting on first,” says their spy. “He was seated in the front row of first class, looking like he was born to be there and waiting for some recognition. Jason Alexander was quietly sitting behind him.” Ironic, since Alexander’s already proven himself as a pin-up star.

Gawker, whose inaugural Fleshbot Awards Johnston was nice enough to attend, believes the New York Post has it in for Johnston after he snubbed Page Six‘s Richard Johnson at the aforementioned ceremony. We’ll admit their scoop’s final sentence reeks of resentment (“We wish Levi would just zip it up and head back to the Alaskan oil fields”), so how about a compromise: the Post is dumping on Levi, and he’s a clueless egomaniac who needs to go see his kid already.

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