Jon Gosselin Is A Comedian Now

Jon Gosselin has always made us laugh, but it’s just not the same when he’s trying. The drama dad continues to publicly repent for his fame-whoring with this video for Funny Or Die, in which he sheds celebrity trappings like earrings, Red Bull, Ed Hardy clothing and bikini DJs. Kate may dream of movie roles, but judging from JoGo’s awkward mugging, we’d be surprised if he scored a cameo in Daddy Day Care 3. Stick to Insider appearances, dude.

Better yet, make a video about your trademark apple crisp! JoGo told PopEater it’s his Thanksgiving specialty. “On Thanksgiving I make apple crisp, that’s like my thing. They always ask for it. I juice up my mom’s recipe, I add more sugar and stuff. So they are always happy about that.” Yeah, we always said those kids needed more sugar. Though he will only spend half a day with his kids (“after getting back from Hawaii”), Jon and Kate will reunite for Christmas, giving the kids a “sense of security with everything that’s going on.” Or at least a sense of hired security.