Gossip Break: TLC Wants To Talk To Michael Lohan

• TLC is coming after Michael Lohan and Hailey Glassman to score some Goss-dirt in their lawsuit against Jon Gosselin. [PopEater]
• Britney Spears is acting British again, guzzling tea while down under. [PopSugar]
• This video of a New Mexico soccer player going ballistic on an opponent (she pulls her hair so hard the girl falls to the ground) is like Mean Girls: The College Years. [DListed]
• Suri Cruise made a friend her age, finally. [LaineyGossip]
• Leave it to Matthew McConaughey to buy himself a Camaro for his birthday. [PITNB]
• Latest feud we don’t care about: Conan O’Brien vs. Levi Johnston. [EvilBeet]

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