Lindsay Lohan: Shoe Hoarder

Lindsay Lohan loves to let it all hang out on her Twitter account (remember Lindsay’s angry tweets at Samantha Ronson?) and now her pal and stylist Patrick Aufdenkamp is getting in on the act. In fact, we’re a bit embarrassed that we’ve never followed ol “Pootie” before, as he’s been a Lohanger-on for years now.

For the most part his tweets are what’d you’d expect from some who rides first-class on Lindsay’s crazy train: “Me and @lindsaylohan are sitting with a 12 year old saudi princess,” and “Roadtrip through Africa with @lindsaylohan blasting music having a sing-a-long.” The usual, you know?

But Patrick was kind enough to hook us up with this amazing photo of his pal’s shoe collection, in a pic that he claims only shows “a third of her stock.” Yeah yeah yeah, we know what they say about women and shoes, and are all too familiar with the contact high on gets upon entering the DSW Shoe Warehouse. But this is the kind of shoe stash only a hoarder could love – or accumulate. Couldn’t she at least have some sort of fancy, organized celebrity closet where her precious pumps could reside? The pic makes Lindsay look like some sort of disheveled wealthy eccentric with a house full of clutter. Er, wait a second – maybe that’s exactly what she is. [Photo: Patrick Aufdenkamp]