How much do you want to bet Jessica Biel chose this gig just to see the headlines? Justin Timberlake‘s longtime girlfriend is set to star in the indie comedy F—–g Engaged. According to The Hollywood Reporter, the film is “about a couple who make a pact to have sex every day leading to their wedding so they don’t turn into their crusty old parents.” Not to look a gifthorse named “Jessical Biel sex scene” in the mouth, but why would daily coitus before the wedding affect the decades to follow? Wouldn’t it make more sense for them to do this after the nuptials? And doesn’t frequent fornication increase one’s general degree of crustiness (yeah, we went there)?
Though the break-up rumors have died down since Timberlake and Biel went on a hand-holding spree, there will be plenty of time for things to go sour before she starts taking her one-a-day. Way to force the question, Jess!
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4 Responses to “Jessica Biel Is “F—–g Engaged”…In A New Movie!”
i wish her the best!!!! shes such a gud actress
WHO CARES !!!!!!!!! She’s ugly… Don’t know how the HELL she was EVER on a most beautiful list. And J.T’s just as ugly. So, I guess they make a good ugly match…. God, I bet when they have kids, (poors) things, they will have the biggest freaking ears ever on a child !!!!!!!! And Justin????? With all that money you have (not your looks) you could have any girl on the planet?? So, whats ups ?????
Speaking of sex: My understanding is that when a person has sex with someone, those people’s energies merge. So, Jessica has been partaking of BRITNEY SPEARS’ energy, via Justin Timberlake — confusing!
Incidentally, I understand that one problem with having multiple sex partners is that, as partners’ energies merge, there is a tendency for each person to pick up on the other sexual partners’ personalities — AND the personalities of all of those partners’ sexual partners — and THEIR sexual partners — and so on, going back, sometimes, for centuries. Additionally, the inner light can become corrupted via having multiple sexual partners. Thus, one can become corrupted in a very real way via unwise sexual partnering (especially “having” someone who has already had one or more other sexual partners).
This is a follow-up to my last message, and is also responding to the other two that preceded that message I wrote:
1. Yes, I agree that she is a good actress.
2. I think that she is very good-looking.
3. Jessica Biel shouldn’t be condemned by others because she has had sex with this guy, as long as she eventually understands the mistaken ideas behind this action. Who hasn’t ever made a mistake?