Gossip Break: Or The Cat Gets It!

Stephanie Pratt could get six months for that DUI. Spiedi’s already baking a cake to hide a file in. [Wonderwall]

Someone’s threatening to kill their cat if Miley Cyrus doesn’t return to Twitter. Don’t negotiate with terrorists, Miley! [Dlisted]

Is Taylor Swift soft on swastikas? [PopEater]

Why is Jake Gyllenhaal choking Elmo? [PITNB]

Patrick Dempsey juggles lovers. Woops, we meant Patrick Dempsey loves juggling. [BWE.tv]

Spike Jonze shows Kanye where the wild things are…on the back of his hand! [Buzzfeed]