Chelsea Handler Does Playboy

Funny girl Chelsea Handler strips down for the December issue of Playboy, where the host of “Chelsea Lately” talks her holiday madness – Vicodin in her Turkey, her dad peeing off the balcony, and hookups at an office party in an El Camino?!

On cooking: “I love a big holiday meal with friends. And I’m a meat-and-potatoes kind of girl. I like baked hams, mashed potatoes, a big turkey stuffed with Vicodin and extra tryptophan—all the old standards.”

On dealing with family:
“My father has absolutely no social decorum at Christmas meals. He’s usually the first to start eating, hoarding the food like he’s preparing for a famine. And watching him eat is like watching a dryer on the spin cycle….Oh, and he also likes to urinate over our balcony. That’s not something you want other people to witness, especially people who aren’t directly related to you.”

On hooking up at office parties:
“If you drink so much that it seems a good idea to hook up with one of your co-workers, try to do it somewhere a little less public, like a car. We have an official Chelsea Lately El Camino that we use for just such an emergency. If I notice a pair of drunken employees getting a little too frisky with each other, I’ll throw them the El Camino keys and guide them toward the parking lot. If you’re going to make a mistake you’ll regret tomorrow, you may as well do it somewhere classy.”

Check out Chelsea in our gallery of excerpts from her December Playboy issue. Chelsea’s issue goes on sale Friday, November 13th! [Source, Photos: Playboy.com]