Dave Letterman Worried About A Sex Tape?

Bet Paul Shaffer won’t write a theme song for this clip. The National Enquirer reports that a surveillance camera once caught David Letterman having sex with a young employee, and the footage isn’t going to make anyone’s life better. “Dave apparently didn’t know the location of the security cameras at his Late Show studio…It’s one thing for him to have publicly admitted to having had sexual relations with some women on his staff. It’s another to see him in the throes of passion with one of those women.” Who wants to see Letterman in the throes of passion, period?

OK, quite a few women do, apparently. But among those who won’t appreciate his erotic contortions are employers CBS and wife Regina Lasko, who might not stand by their man if the tape leaks. “If the tape makes its way into the criminal case, it’ll explode his marriage to smithereens.” And our brains, if this alleged artifact makes the internet.

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