Joe Francis Narrowly Avoids Another Brody Jenner Beatdown

Joe Francis‘ fans—both of them—will be disappointed to find this out, but the Girls Gone Wild entrepeneur is all bark and no bite when it comes to Brody Jenner. Discussing the Hills star (who beat Francis good last August for pulling Jayde Nicole‘s hair at a club) outside the Star Magazine party last night, Francis swore “If I see Brody Jenner, he is dead,” repeating his accusation that Jenner “has the smallest penis he’s ever seen.” Apparently, Joe Francis has seen a lot of penis.

In beautiful bit of irony, Francis entered the party to find Brody Jenner at a table full of bromantic companions. “Brody’s boys stood up as soon as they saw Joe,” said a Page Six source. “Lo Bosworth told them all to calm down and not do anything crazy. Brody and his pals walked out giving Francis dirty looks. Francis stood there with his tail between his legs. He looked scared s—less.” Someone bring this up next time Joe starts wiggling his pinky.

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