Madonna Swears Off Marriage, Tries NY Pizza

Madonna looked happy and buff on the Late Show With David Letterman last night, joking about A-Rod (“[you associate me with] only one [sports star]?”) and her notoriously profane appearance on the show fifteen years ago (“it may have had something to do with the joint I smoked”). With her British accent gone the way of her marriage with Guy Ritchie, Madonna made clear she won’t be taking another person’s hand (or inflection) any time soon. Asked if she’d marry again, she calmly noted “I think I’d rather get run over by a train.” Don’t worry, Jesus Luz! “Companions” can still sue for palimony.

The highlight of the show was when Letterman revealed that, despite living (at least part-time) in the city since 1977, Madonna has never had a slice of NY pizza. “I’m not a cheese person,” said the singer. Rather than bring up “This Used To Be My Playground,” he took her to a visibly cleared-out restaurant next door for a slice with no cheese but plenty of olives. Could Dave resist pretending to burn the roof his mouth? Check out highlights after the jump.

Even if Dave wasn’t kidding, we’re sure Madonna’s put hotter things in hers.

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