We had been gearing up for Heidi Montag‘s live performance at the Miss Universe pageant because we’ve never seen her sing live and, well, when you close your eyes and imagine such a thing, usually a train wreck comes to mind. So when the real thing finally happened we were not let down, but in a way it felt familiar. . .like we had seen it before and then we realized: Montag performed a lackluster dance number to her song “Body Language” in a flesh-tone and sequin outfit that felt a little Britney Spears circa the VMA’s from 2000. We’re talking right down to the striptease portion where she undresses out of discreet black suiting and into revealing underthings.
Funny enough, producers were counting on a crappy performance from Montag. An insider at the pageant said they were counting on her to create buzz, but not really in a good way. “Everyone is going to talk about Heidi’s performance and the worse she is the more talk there will be,” they explained. Sums up her entire career pretty well, actually. [Video via EW]
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8 Responses to “Heidi Montag’s Miss Universe “Performance””
Hmm… this is all so curious. You’re owned by VH1 and haven’t reported at all on the Ryan Jenkins disaster. Not allowed to, huh? Bad publicity? Everyone else in the freakin’ world has it as one of their top stories, but you’re all hush hush. How SAD.
I cannot stand Heidi Montag. So when I was flipping through the channels and stumbled onto the Miss Universe pagent ,I was mortified and uphauled to see a badly dressed Heidi lipsinking to what I’m %^)@`_#@~“$+@! uming some might call a song. I mean really she is so a wannabe!! She is like Paris Hilton. She has no talent and is famous for absolutly nothing except for the fact that she can have fake boobs, dyed blonde hair, a hollywood tan, and be skinny as rail. I don’t even want to get started on her nasty albino husband with the disgusting pubic hair on his face. I am all for girls looking their best in Hollywood I mean they are constantly in the public eye. At least most of Hollywood is there and famous because they have talent or have done good for the human race. She is just a waste of space and TV time.
heidi sweetie, babydoll, the outfit and performance has been there and done that. Can u say ‘britney spears’? Everyone knows she lip-synced and she was off beat with the dancing. For shame on NBC letting her perform on miss universe, oh yeah heidi was on that celeb reality show for NBC. Once again she is a hypocrite and claiming to be christian, she and her hubby should go hide under a rock until America has forgotten about their existence
Wow I have seen high school talent shows with performances better than this. Longest 15 minutes of fame EVER!
This by far was the WORST thing I have ever seen. It puts Brittney’s appearance at the VMAS look like a Grammy award winning show. This idiot cant sing. she cant dance, she cant act,. She made a total FOOL of herself.
OMG!! This is terrible she looks so freakin stiff. Girl I feel sorry for you Oh wait was this maybe a comedy act? If that was the case good job.LOL!! Girl you and your husband is just want a bees and there are a lot more talent out there then you two,you all just got lucky in that,
Well.. MONTAG your so freaking fake! just like others said your a wanna be poser who just needs to be yourself and understand you aint hot @`^`_^~^&&*`##_^ so get over your plastic self open your beautiful eyes and look the hell around. ALL OF US CAN SEE RIGHT THREW YOU. sorry sister but as you can see almost everyoneon this page has posted all negative.
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OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was horrible. Heidi needs to get over herself. She needs to realize that she is in an unhealthy relationship with a control freak, and she is trying to keep herself busy by trying to sing. She has no talent…I take that back…her only talent is being able to stand up straight carrying her huge fake boobs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hey NBC, my boobs are real but they look fake!! Can u get me on TV too?!?!?!?!?!?!?
On other note, why hasn’t VH1 commented on Ryan Jenkins’s acts????? I know why!! It’s because they would have to admit to finding crazy, screwed up people to be on their reality shows!!!!