Heidi Montag Shows Off What God Gave Her

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Reality couple Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt talked to the September issue of Playboy and dished about their hot and heavy sex life and today we bring you the sexalicious photos of Heidi from inside her Playboy issue, and her custom-made body does look super hot. In addition to discussing the 20-30 orgasms a day Spencer gives her, Speidi also talked about doing it in a plane, the truth about Lauren Conrad‘s sex tape, and her future plans for plastic surgery.

Spencer On Lauren Conrad’s Sex Tape: “Yes, I facilitated the rumor, but it was true. Lauren was acting like she was little miss perfect goody two-shoes while [her boyfriend] Jason Wahler was trying to shop the tape. That tape exists!

Speidi On The Interesting Places They Do It: Heidi: “”…it makes me happy to see you happy. Like when we do it in the car.” Spencer: “Or on the plane on New Year’s Eve. How about that? When I initiated you into the mile high club? Holy sh*t!” Heidi: That was maybe the best experience I’ve ever had in my entire life. First flying to New York on a private jet and then getting to fulfill the fantasy of all fantasies. The hardest part was, like, keeping quiet so the pilots wouldn’t come back. Honestly, I feel as if I’m just beginning to know my body with you. You’re waking me up to what’s possible, and it makes me want to try every new thing, doing it all kinds of ways – indoors, outdoors, upside down. I feel sorry for couples who aren’t as sexually satisfied as we are.”

Heidi On Her Future Plastic Surgery Plans: “I’m definitely not done with my surgical quest. I think I want to go bigger on my boobs for you. Spencer: “Awesome. How big?” Heidi: “Triple X.” [Photo: Courtesy of Playboy]

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78 Responses to “Heidi Montag Shows Off What God Gave Her”

  • jules says:

    WHAT GOD GAVE HER???? SHE IS PLASTIC??? I DON’T KNOW WHY ANYONE CARES ABOUT THESE PEOPLE

  • Daniellia says:

    Heidi seriously, you are SO fake and to think I halfway liked you before Spencer came waltzing in your life! SPENCER is the biggest IDIOT EVER, I’m so sorry you are married to him…

  • Ashley says:

    I find it funny… I mean, look at her jawline in this picture, how small it is… then go to the next one and it’s HUGE!

    Heidi and Spencer are crazy…. Here’s hoping these lunatics GO AWAY!!!

  • Kevin says:

    THis is an airbrushed image!!!

  • Wayne says:

    I will never watch Spencer ! He is the biggest loser. It shows what a dumb +@)`_%)(^(@#_!% Heidi is by being with him. Nice that nobody cares about them !!!

  • Heather says:

    UGH!!! I get disgusted as well. These two claim to be such christians, so God loving. All I can see is fake-everywhere!!!

  • Dana says:

    I think she is soooooooooooo gross…she looks like trash…her nose is fake…boobs…and hair…the only thing real is the dirt, and why does she have her mouth open? They need to create a show for her America’s Next Top B&*#@^

  • Whitney says:

    when are these brickheads going to get a clue and figure out that nobody is interested in them?! they should get a hint and a half that after the media are only taking their photos and listening to them so the rest of the world can mock their a$$es! i have yet to hear a good story about these people and judging their fame whoring antics, i never will.

  • Whitney says:

    20-30 orgasms a day?!?! GET REAL!

  • Kayleigh says:

    Wow,, I dont mean that in a good way! Why do they give Heidi and Spencer this attention. They are NOBODY!!! They dont do anything, oh wait I forgot she does sing.. very +)%^&!@+#!*___+% ty if I might add. She’s fake!! THESE PEOPLE ARE A WASTE OF SPACE! A WASTE OF PERFECTLY GOOD SPERM AND EGG!

  • melissa says:

    ummm…showing what God gave her?? sorry fake )*+@___)*)^+(#( boobs don’t come from God sister

  • Genevieve says:

    Ughh She’s dam stupid both her and spencer!! If i was to see her i’d wanna kick her stupid fake ++!(!^~+&+@_`)$

  • stacey says:

    what a horrible headline for this feature about heidi montag. “what god gave her?” more like, “what thousands of dollars gave her.” her nose, breasts, lips and who knows what else are the result of plastic surgery. her body is now something that god definitely did NOT give her…i just can’t stand media giving props (using false headlines) to people with perfect bodies who have obviously gone above and beyond to “make” themselves more “perfect.” it’s a pretty sad celebrity/beauty obsessed world we live in sometimes…

  • tammy duboy says:

    I didn’t know GOD was a plastic surgeon

  • Frankie says:

    The Article is good except for the #(~&_*_$^$^%+(_ le. God did not give her a boob job and a nose job.

  • sj says:

    grow up heidi- ur immature, ur married to an *#~@@!&)(&(+$_@ hole, fake as hell….u need to look in the mirror…what the heck happened to u?

  • Scott says:

    Damn Heidi your pimp Spencer is getting you some good gigs, he made a wise investment with your boob job and other surgeries you’ve had.

  • LC says:

    Oh my god seriously??? Havent these silly wanna be celebs fallen off the face of the earth yet. i dont know about you, but im sick of hearing about Spencer and Heidi…get a friggin life! Plus she cant use what got gave her, she’s a plastic bimbo like barbie! And 20 to 30 orgasms a day? Lol riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight…and monkeys may fly from my @&`($!^)(!%~)$&

  • Mandee says:

    Heidi ur fake..you didnt get any of that from god you got it from a damn doctor!

  • sarah says:

    you guys have to be the most rediculaous cupple i have ever seen in my whole life. you whole relationship is based on a fake reality show. and your parents must be sooo proud hiedi : ) if your going to tear your parents hearts out by posing in Playboy than you better do it right. if your not naked, people will be pissed. I love heff, but shame on heff now : o

  • Leah says:

    Aren’t her 15 minutes over yet. I can’t stomach those two any longer. Please go away!!!!!!!

  • Dee says:

    HELLOOOOO, I cant stand them anymore than anyone else, but u all say ur not interested in them and they are nobodys…Y the He** are u all looking at this trash? that is the reason they are makeing headlines…people with no lives! By the way spencer, u are the fugliest guy I have ever seen!

  • Jennifer says:

    Two of the world’s biggest hypocrites. Constant preaching about finding God, yet its OK to talk in explicit detail about your sex life and pose for Playboy. Can’t wait until everyone loses interest in these self-centered, talentless airheads so they can go away.

  • Precious says:

    Girl you look so much better now then before but guess what, YOU ARE STILL UGLY and your man is a dork. He always thinking that he tough. Tell him to come see a real woman. I saw how you two acted on that survival show. I wish i were one of those black women he got tough with. He would have been in the hospital after i kicked his butt. YOUR A LAME AND YOUR MAN SUCKS. You will never be nothing but a gold digging witc with no life and you man is a jobless bum living off your parents money that pay for the apartment that you stay in. Lauren was right about you not being a friend. One question, DO YOU HAVE ANY FRIENDS cause your too SUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK..

  • ambrielle says:

    i like heidi

  • Mary says:

    Heidi and Spencer are the biggest jokes in hollywood, she also wants bigger boobs, is that because spencer told her to. She does everything he says, that’s a puppet on a string. He is nasty looking. and thinks he another Pitt,or Clooney. Never!!! Her Miss USA singing, can you call that singing, was the worst crap I ever heard. Leave hollywood now, I don”t think anybody would miss you two!!!

  • GG says:

    Wait… “shows off what god gave her?????” Um, excuse me, the surgeon who gave her the LARGE BREAST AND NEW FACE gave it to her!!!

  • установка котлов на твердом топливе says:

    клас :-)