In between fist bumps, kisses, and Spencer Pratt checking his four cell phones, the reality show couple everyone loves to hate dished to the September issue of Playboy, where Heidi Montag appears on the cover, on their steamy sex life, nemesis Lauren Conrad, and plastic surgery.
Heidi To Spencer On Their Sex Life: “I knew what sex was, but when I met you I entered into a whole new realm of understanding, from fantasy to love. Or to experience a day with 20 to 30 orgasms. Before you, sex was just something that happened. Now it’s something I look forward to every minute of every day.
Spencer On Watching Heidi Shoot For Playboy: “Oh, it was f%&king torture! I got the biggest case of blueballs in history. I wanted to shut down production after every outfit change so I could enjoy you all to myself. I suggest they bring something like that to Guantanamo Bay, actually. Who needs waterboarding when you can have Heidi Montag posing in these outfits in front of you, in front of the ocean, and not be able to make a move on her? I’m not kidding. It was torture.”
Spencer on Heidi suggesting she enlarge her breasts more: “Don’t do it for me, Heidi. I think you have the best custom made breasts in the world right now. I don’t need you to make any changes. I’m already driving a Bugatti every day.”
Heidi On Lauren Conrad: “The millions of people waiting for season six of The Hills love us. And it’s not about Lauren Conrad, because she’s not even on the show this season. Which is fine with me.”
Check back tomorrow for photos from inside Heidi’s Playboy issue and what the truth was behind Lauren Conrad’s sex tape – and Heidi’s future plastic surgery plans. [Photo: Courtesy of Playboy]
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5 Responses to “Heidi And Spencer Give TMI On Their Sex Life”
Wow she looks hairy this is not sexy ms king kong.
LOL attention #@~^~*@^#&$~_%)~* s =(
and sry but shes not even goodlooking + _@&$!@#&_(_(&^* s are fake haahahha pathetic people pratt and her
Tis Tis tis…. what ever happen to Holy Heidi, I never bought that holy act for one second. These two are trashy. Still Can’t get Lauren out of your mouth. Your dreaming if you think people are actually going to watch the hills without her.
For 1 that pic is not hot not sexy theres nothing even cute about the pic she looks a !@(##)*%%#(!`_*( in mess out of all the pics they thought this 1 was”‘SEXY’ to be on the cover of playboy be serious LMFAO thats all i can do when i look at this pic then 2 ur really takin about ur sexy life i thought “Heidi was such a good girl” shes just a $)_%%&@*#_*@_`$+# ur parents should be a shamed of u a lady never tells. then Spencer WOW WOW WOW WOW just WOW the control freak gave Heidi permission to take pics 4 playboy yall r just a !@(##)*%%#(!`_*( ed up couple 4 real. last but not least the show what is the hlls with out LAUREN CONRAD thats all there is to say.
Thats sad whoever did that to her and told her she looked hot lied she is tore up.Oh wait you know what she looks better than normal LOL