Thursday, July 30th, 2009

Gossip Break: Don’t Mess With Mel Gibson

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Mel Gibson got punchy while out at a club. [DListed]
Lindsay Lohan goes back to blonde but stays crazy. [PITNB]
Joe Jackson claims that Michael Jackson’s secret son is real, even though everyone else has denied it, including the kid in question. [Popeater]
Jennifer Aniston is set to make a new movie about horny older women, called - wait for it - Pumas. [PopSugar]
Roseanne hammers that final nail in the coffin that is her career. [BWE]
George Clooney’s new lady friend is rumored to have been a porn star. [LaineyGossip]
Try not to freak out, comedy nerds: Amy Poehler is coming back to Weekend Update! [Jezebel]
Finally, there’s a cake to give all those sweet, sugar-crazed Twilight fans in your life. [Videogum]