He’s been plagued by sex-scandals for years, so you’d think that R. Kelly would work on getting some subtle chat-up lines for when he wants to hit on some unsuspecting lady. But judging from his reported behavior in London, we’re a little bit freaked. At the city’s Mo*vida club, he allegedly tried it on with a girl by pulling her hair and saying , “Do you like that? It’s pain, but it’s good pain, isn’t it?”
Um, no. It’s scary. His other words weren’t much better, instead dripping with finest low-grade cheese: “Come back with me to my hotel. It’s only seven minutes away. I haven’t invited anybody else back. Well… maybe one or two girls… I want to make you feel good, like you never have before. I’m for real.” What girl wouldn’t be seduced by those romantic words? Oh, we’ve just been a little bit sick in our mouths. [Photo: Getty Images]
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4 Responses to “R. Kelly’s Seriously Creepy Pick Up Lines”
Here we go with the “allegedly” again. No one is this stupid.
Of course his pick up lines is gonna be scary hes a rapist he pist on a girl and thought it was cool witch it is not did he go to jail for that im not sure? Well I hope those girls that be in his music videos keep their legs close or he might do his scary pick up lines
When I was 16 years old in my first year at Trinity college in DC, I had the biggest old crush on this mutha-shut-yo-mouth. I used to make fun of his bump and grind dance and draw cartoons of him on the blackboard. It’s a good thing at the time we didn’t meet-I’d in his mind have been just the right age for him! Maybe that’s why he likes underage girls-now that I’m grown, I realize how little game he really has and his sexing is probably the same-and older women would know better!
He’s so hot…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………. (;