Sick Heidi Montag Plans To Sell Dry Shampoo

Last night’s I’m A Celebrity revealed that Heidi Montag‘s latest—and presumably final—departure from the show was caused by a gastric ulcer possibly caused by self-inflicted fasting, and not “being locked in a dark room for 3 days with no food or water” (better hope twitters don’t count as libel, Stephanie Pratt). But it sounds like Heidi will recover—she’s already made plans to hawk her own brand of dry shampoo.

That’s right, the stuff that made Spencer Pratt‘s brain explode when Torrie Wilson touched it in the first episode. Not only do we have to question whether Speidi’s repeated cries of “get me out of here!” were staged anymore, we can’t even be sure they were genuinely concerned about the state of Heidi’s dry shampoo anymore. Was all the screaming, crying and carrying on just an attempt to get publicity for her new product? Just how diabolical are these people?

Relive Heidi’s memorable meltdown after the jump.

Yes, you couldn’t make a better ad for dry shampoo than this. Everyone wants it now. Maybe they can get Holly Montag to bring a bottle when she joins the show Wednesday.