Jesus Luz’s father has spoken out to confirm Internet gossip that his son is going to “marry” cougar girlfriend Madonna in a Kabbalah commitment ceremony. Speaking to a Brazilian magazine, Luiz Heitor Pinto da Luz blasts claims that she’s paying for English lessons for him, but surprisingly confirms that they’re living together and things are getting serious.
“He is very happy and this ceremony would just confirm that. My understanding is that this is just a consequence of what is happening. He is already living with her. I don’t know if there will be an actual wedding. From what I have read there could be a sort of ritual, but I don’t know Kabbalah … to know if it’s valid and legal,” he said.
Far be it from us to suggest this may be a little, um, rushed. Instead, we’ll just smile and make out that we think this is a really Good Idea! Mid-life crisis — what mid-life crisis? [Photo: Getty Images]
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Well this will work. Rebound, anyone?
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