Janice Dickinson Meltdown! Attacks Paparazzi With Scarf

We love you, Janice Dickinson. Plenty of stars get violent with the paparazzi, but only you would do it like this. Circled by vultures outside of Nobu and called a “great distraction,” the reality TV star went on a NSFW cursing tear (“you’re a f—ing great, f—ing distraction, what the f— about you, you f—ing a–hole!”) while whipping a cameraman with her scarf. Fierce!

Dickinson, despite her visible intoxication, actually got in her car to drive away! Thankfully, when she bolted to chase another offending pap, her buddy got behind the wheel and stayed there. Freed from the responsibility of driving, Dickinson screamed “I’ve totally f—ed up!” into the night as they peeled off. The paps get a five-star meltdown, Janice is saved from a DUI: everybody wins.