We get it, Scheana Marie. You’re John Mayer‘s f—buddy. Or at least you were before you gave this nonsensical interview with Young Hollywood.
What we now know: She’s not his girlfriend, but they didn’t start hanging out until Mayer broke up with Jennifer Aniston (“no one’s cheating on anyone”). They’re just hanging out, but she’d love it if he serenaded her with “Your Body Is A Wonderland.” She won’t say if she’s slept with him but “F—…he has nice lips.” She wants us to know she’s going to appear on the new Jonas Brothers sitcom, but she doesn’t “need people like Perez Hilton calling [her] a media whore!”
Obviously, we’ve never been out together, there are no pictures of his together but…leave it to the imagination…He’s not [romantic] with me, because that is not our relationship. Our relationship is more…hmmm.
Mayer, who allegedly gives her great emoticon, has yet to comment on his Twitter or elsewhere. Possibly, because he’s a gentleman. Possibly, because he can’t believe he had sex with this girl. Or possibly, because he has no idea who she is and why won’t this crazy freak stop talking about him. “Leave it to the imagination.”
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2 Responses to “Scheana Marie Spills On John Mayer”
SCHEANA? Seriously? Did she pick that name out all by herself, because I can’t believe that her parents were that stupid.
I could really care if she’s doing John Mayer, I mean, Jennifer Aniston has been there… ick. But c’mon girl… is this really the publicity you want?
there is no WAY he is hitting that.. or did hit that..
i’d hit that!
with my car..