Gossip Break: Tori And Dean Do It Six Times A Day

• Suri Cruise attempted to escape the grip of her father, fame and Scientology, and failed. Poor girl. At least she’s learning fast! [DListed]
• John Mayer wants the world to know – he’s 100% single (and ready to bone anything with a vagina). [PopSugar]
• Lindsay Lohan continues her world tour of doing nothing in Hawaii, where the starlet flaunted her bones in a bikini. [PopEater]
• Brad Pitt took his sons to Niagara Falls. Yep, behind all that money is a family that takes really boring vacations. [PITNB]
• Amazingly, Tori Spelling‘s husband wants to have sex with his wife, “six times a day.” [SOW]
• Wanna find that exact spot in NYC where Nate and Serena did it? Lucky for you there’s a Gossip Girl bus tour! [Buzzfeed]
• Sharon Stone appears to be auditioning for the part of Lindsay Lohan in 50 years. [BWE]
• It’s a battle of the stores we love to shop at: Anthropologie is taking Forever 21 to court. [CollegeCandy]

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