Joan Collins To Terrify Brits Into Dressing Smart

Alexis Carrington is back and she’s taking no style prisoners! Magically timed to coincide with the return of 80′s shoulder pads and fluoro colors, Joan Collins is to present a new prime-time show on British TV called Joan Does Glamour bullying showing drab women how to dress like a power-crazed H.B.I.C.

“For too long it has been acceptable to wander around in T-shirts, trainers and low slung sweat pants. I want to show British women that you don’t need a designer budget to achieve a glamorous and timeless style and that if people took a bit more care of their appearance, they might feel a little bit better about themselves,” she says.

Gulp. Is that a promise, or a threat? Shame she’s limited her search to British women – we’d love her to get her perfectly-manicured talons on Britney Spears and Samantha Ronson. [Photo: Splash News Online]