Paris Pisses Off London (Again)

Queen of f*cking everything — or so she clearly thinks — Paris Hilton took her ridiculous show around London this week, hauling real-life Ken doll Doug Reinhardt around town and snogging his face off for the paps at every opportunity. In the process, Paris managed to irritate almost everyone she came across, when her pushy security threw their weight around. After dinner at the Wolsely, Paris and Doug hit up royal-favorite club Mahiki with pal Kelly Osbourne, but irritated clubgoers when she ordered her bodyguards to clear the ladies’ toilets just for her.

“Paris was upset as she had been hit in the face by an over-zealous photographer. The only people allowed in the toilet were Kelly Osbourne and her boyfriend Luke Worrall, who did their best to try and cheer her up,” it’s reported. Poor lamb! She later acted up at Jalouse, where her security’s antics caused DJ Eric Morillo to “walk out in disgust” and bizarrely, singer James Blunt to calm the situation down. Huh. Next time, don’t bother. [Photo: WENN]