Gossip Break: John Stamos’ Leg Is Like Spanish Fly To Dogs

John Stamos and Free Radio‘s furry mascot share an intimate moment. [BWE]

Zac Efron comes dangerously close to being impaled by a pole. [Dlisted]

Ashton Kutcher has a bigger Twitter peen than CNN. [PITNB]

Is DJ AM the next Dr. Drew? [PopEater]

Victoria Beckham turns 35. Take her b-day quiz. [PopSugar UK]

Prostitutes beware: The “Craigslist Killer” may have struck again. [USA Today]

Stephen Colbert wants to get hitched to himself, but otherwise can’t stand the idea of gay marriage. [BuzzFeed]