The internet! You’re probably familiar with it. After all, you’re using it right now. In case you didn’t know, there’s a lot of porn on the net. Not just any porn, free porn. We’re telling you as a public service just in case you’re planning to use an automatic weapon to go and steal some. Seriously, it’s not worth it—just ask John Kincaid.
Any money Kincaid stole would probably be spent on porn, so he chose to eliminate the middleman and nab 50 adult DVDs from a Kilgore, Texas sex shop by gunpoint. He and accomplice Christopher Fitzgerald, both arrested after fleeing the scene, are also suspected in two earlier robberies—one at the same video store (smaaart!) and another at a local EZ-Mart, where they presumably stole tissues and baby oil.
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4 Responses to “Citizen Scandal: Armed Robbers Steal Porn DVDs”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ARE YOU SERIOUS HAHAHAH DAMN , SOME FREAKY M@@#%@%%@%@%^%@%.
THATS SHOWS YOU IS NOT GETTING NOTHING YOU R THAT DESPERATE?
this picture is like so disgusting i dont even want to write anything, vh1 just forget about people who look like this please it really disturbs me to see this, you’re suppsoed to put pretty people up jeez X[
I just needed to ask where the hell did jon get that doo from? I truley hope that you come across some one just alittle more “%@~^$`+$_(@_)* ed up then you, so you could try to feel better about yourself. On another note i think that will take alot to do. Do the world a favor and just kill yourself.