Do you want to look like Gwyneth Paltrow? Well, for the bargain price of $900 per month, you can have a little piece of Gwynie. That’s the monthly dues for a membership at Gwyneth and trainer Tracy Anderson’s new health club in TriBeCa, New York, but as a rep of the new club told Scandalist, “It’s so much more than a membership.” No, the treadmills are not gold plated.
For your $900 you get to experience the training techniques that make Gwyneth have that flubless bootie. So, would you pay $900 per month to work out with Gwyneth’s trainer? Think for a moment the other wondrous things you could do with that cash…
- Supply the OctoMom with disposable diapers for four and a half months
- make the monthly payment to lease 3 MiniCoopers
- drink 69 martinis
- buy 547 Pez dispensers
- buy 9 Wii Fits
- get 20 copies of Kim Kardashian’s sex tape DVD
Or what about: A full year at any other normal gym without Gwyneth’s name attached to it? [Photo: Splash News Online]
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3 Responses to “Workout Like Gwyneth Paltrow For The Bargain Price Of $900 Per Month”
I think hulk hogan has great taste in woman but its too bad that they are also all mine.
Having been the main builder of these people it wouldnt substantially change, i think me and terry will become really good friends since he is too old to fight me and i can definately use his money to do more than just build.I am going to change gym workouts completely to stone and and just be called The kernal, ninth wonder of the world who is man of stone throwing boulder past Terry in prime.Brian Abramson, San Diego California with business card in Clearwater.
What are you trying to mathematically accomplish that i havent or someone like me didnt.freeze framing the g giles band is more like a billion pebbles in the sand that get washed under my big feet.I dont know of any gwynny or gwanny or gwennings who should be geekings.Get a real life loser and lose in courts.brian abramson
Dear friends and return contenders.It’s very possible that the big and lage world cant believe anything your saying with the small worlds money running all of us.It’s time to get small people out of fighting and lifetime achievements that arent truly theirs.I mean you think that five hundred pound presses and squats never happened when they also did and the natural world was not repetitiously less nor would its hunts have been.Gening dumbly around intelligence has to stop starting with refusing blacks,spanish and people under five foot seven.Its limited space and time on earth.Big is taking over with little and its little money also following.It does happen that way.Brian L. Abramson