Would You Buy This Woman’s Breasts?

British car-crash celebrity Kerry Katona makes headlines for her slurring on TV shows, being declared bankrupt and having lots and lots of surgery. So of course in order to raise some money for a cancer charity, her only solution was to put her previous implants on eBay.

Scribbled with an artistic picture of a stick woman with massive boobs (nice one, Kerry), bidding for the bags of saline solution has already reached $415,000. Which has got to be a bit of false bidding, right? We truly hope so. Ewww. [Photo: eBay]