Do You Want To Eat George Clooney?

The people over at PETA are cooking up something new on their anti-meat menu, and the main ingredient is … George Clooney‘s sweat! The People For the Ethical Treatment of Animals have been offered some of George’s perspiration, apparently taken from a gym towel in Washington, D.C. and they are exploring using technology to take his sweat and make it into George Clooney-flavored tofu; or CloFu, which they feel “would be delicious on it’s own or served over rice with a light soy sauce and sauteed collards, in a casserole with melted vegan cheese and olives, or perhaps pressed with vegan pesto in a panini.”

How delicious it really is ultimately depends on the type of sweat. I mean, if it was just that dewy glow sweat that he might have after stepping out of the steam room, this actually might be something to nosh on, but what if it’s that dirty, nasty sweat – like when someone is killing themselves running eleven miles per hour on the treadmill and it’s all beaded up over their upper lip and flying off their body? Yuck!

Either way, the people at PETA sent George a letter asking for his approval. No word yet on what George thinks about himself “being pressed with vegan pesto in a panini.” [Photo: Getty Images]