Gossip Break: This Is How The Kutchers Role (Play)

• Madonna dressed as some sort of old version of herself for a Purim party at the Kabbalah Center last night. [DListed]
• Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore dressed up too, nun and priest style. [Seriously? OMG]
• Sigh. We really wish Doc Martens were not coming back into style. [Jezebel]
• Andy Dick is doing a web show while under house arrest! If only it was funny. [Buzzfeed]
• Katie Holmes supposedly has to write down confessions to her husband every time she does something wrong in her marriage. Dear Tommy, I’m sorry I was taller than you today… [Wonderwall]
• Ciara looks stunning, as usual. [MTVBuzzworthy]
• This picture of a frog in a tiny leg cast takes our adorable animal fetish to a whole new level. [BWE]
• Sporty Spice Mel C. has debuted her precious new baby. Zig-a-zig-awwwww! [PITNB]

[Photo: Demi Moore]