When Kanye Met Peaches

Kanye: “Hi there, I’m Kanye. You know who I am – the Best International Male, which means that I am the Best Male in any international…”

Peaches: “Yes, yes, I saw the Brits. But don’t you have grey hair in real life?”

Kanye: “Damn no! That was some crazy Benjamin Button shit! I do not have grey hair aside from on magazine covers!”

Peaches: “Oh, yeah. Like, I’m sorry.”

Kanye: “So who the hell are you?”

Peaches: “I’m Peaches Geldof, an international celebrity, too! I go to all the best parties, fashion weeks, and the Children’s Champion awards. You must have heard of those.”

Kanye: “Nuh-uh.”

Peaches: “Oh, well, you’ve probably read my incredibly insightful column on New York in Nylon magazine, then. Hey – are you single? I’m 19 and about to get divorced which means I’ve gone through some really profound experiences.”

Kanye: “Um, I gotta run. Bye!”

(Scandalist imagines the introductory conversation between Kanye West and Peaches Geldof at the Jeremy Scott fashion show in Paris) [Photo: Splash News Online]