Paris Hilton Enjoys Groundhog Birthday

Only Paris Hilton has got the ego to celebrate her birthday over and over and over again, metaphorically battering the world’s gossip geeks over the head with her repeated presence so much that we have come to believe that she contributes something to the world. Anyway, it’s worth noting that Paris is 28, as she has let us know with a party at Body English club in Las Vegas this past weekend. Yes, she was 28 last month. On February 17^th. Yes, over three whole weeks ago! And yes, we know this isn’t a landmark birthday or anything particularly important, but for Gods’ sake, people, it’s PARIS. And she can celebrate her birthday all year round if she so desires, because there will always be photogs around to snap that smug face every night. Grrr. [Photo: Splash News Online]