According to his new Twitter account, Diddy is currently three hours and thirty-three minutes into a thirty-five hour sex marathon. “Having tantric sex!!!! I feel so much better.!!! Thank you,” he announced early this morning. He’s since updated three times, rallying support for his f*ckery and urging himself to maintain focus. Most recently he tweeted, “Ohh yea. God bless everyone!!!!! This is gonna be the best day of your life!!!!”
That sounds to us like orgasm number one for Diddy. He’s right – that alones makes it the best day of our life.
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7 Responses to “Diddy Twitters Tantric Sex Updates”
NO realm is safe from TMI.
He’s having sex w/ no one! Who twitters in the middle of sex?! Publicity stunt and apparently it worked!
Puffy need to sit down. He just wants some attention. Sit Down Old Man !!!!!
what the heck is twittering?
NOTE TO SEAN COMBS!
TMI !
I hear that!! What is twittering? He has to be the single largest loossserrrrr ever!!! I mean who wants to %&(_@(!~_*#&@_%_ him anyway?? Never mind I don’t want to know. He’s probably %&(_@(!~_*#&@_%_ ing his favorite blow up doll. H”e really makes me think he not only has an extremely small `_^_*!)_%)&~$**@ but is probably one of those guys that pump twice and say “wow that was good. Aren’t you glad you’re with someone like me?” Good luck twittering you hopeless loser you.
Diddy is so annoying. Just like that other idiot Kanye West, they think that everyone wants to know what they are doing. Like a lot of people are saying, it’s just a publicity stunt and sadly, its working. He’s like 40 something anyways, not even a 20 year old can claim to be in a “35 hour” sex marathon, LOL! I wonder if he knows how stupid he sounds?