P-Hizzle Spits Most Awkward Freestyle Ever

The most embarassing thing about Paris Hilton freestyle rapping is not that she sounds like an Ewok stoned on Nyquil and Pillsbury crescent rolls, but that she calls herself a “thug.” Yep, the girl who once smoked a tampon thinks she’s street. Sure she had a meltdown during her jail stint, but that doesn’t seem quite so thug to us. Judging from her outfit in this clip, “fug” would have been a more appropriate word choice.

Snoop Dogg doesn’t seem to mind that his partner in rhyme is a perfume-hawking hotel heiress, and he gently schools “P-Hizzle” on the way freestyle is supposed to flow. Sadly his lesson comes only after she embarasses the family name once again. Clip above. [via Buzzfeed]