Louisiana, This Porn Star Could Be Your Senator!

A movement is underfoot in the Bayou to get porn star Stormy Daniels – winner of the 2006 AVN Award for Best Supporting Actress Camp Cuddly Pines Powertool Massacre – to run for Senator. A group in Louisiana has started the Draft Stormy movement, complete with a website touting the Baton Rouge native’s “entrepreneurial experience and inspiration.” The fact that she has great boobs and enjoys masturbating on film is not mentioned, but would certainly be an added bonus.

If successful, Stormy’s campaign would pit her against junior Senator David Vitter, who gained notoriety in 2007 when his number appeared on the phone records of a prominent D.C. madame. He’s a staunch right-winger who loves illegal sex, which makes him the perfect competition for a porn star. She may bone on camera, but he cheated on his wife with prostitutes – clearly the clean cut dude’s got the more questionable morals. Let the race begin!

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4 Responses to “Louisiana, This Porn Star Could Be Your Senator!”

  • valencia says:

    who are you porn star dont think so need to do somthing else with your time

  • CoCo says:

    Being from Louisiana this doesn’t surprise me one bit. With all the corruption and dirty secrets we have in our state government she’ll fit right in.

  • wes says:

    dis is a joke…

  • sara says:

    With all the conservatives that live here I doubt she would win but if she did I would be shocked. People from where I’m from in Louisiana are not the type to look at the issues so if she had a great platform it wouldn’t matter she still be a porn star in everybody elses eyes.