There’s normally something enjoyable about watching washed up celebrities flaunt a new skill on national TV, but this new line up of Dancing With The Stars is so weird it makes us cringe. It’s one thing to trot out lovable losers so that we can laugh as they fumble awkwardly and cry when they redeem themselves, but cast member Steve-O seems to enjoy crashing and burning way too much to make the spectacle enjoyable. Not to mention, seeing rapper Lil’ Kim‘s face up close and personal is enough to make us curse the creation of HD. Let’s hope she goes out in the first round.
Check out the full cast list below:
- Jewel – Singer, possessor of hot. crooked teeth
- Ty Murray - Jewel’s rodeo riding husband
- Steve Wozniak - Apple co-founder, dated Kathy Griffin
- Steve-O – Currently sober Jackass lunatic
- David Alan Grier – In Living Color and Chocolate News funny guy
- Shawn Johnson – Tiny Olympic gymnast
- Lawrence Taylor - Legendary football star
- Lil’ Kim – The Queen Bee. ‘Nuff said.
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7 Responses to “Dancing With The Stars Announces Saddest Lineup Yet”
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what a sad line up. now i am glad i never got into this crappy show.
WTF!!! Dis gurl luks lyke a crakhead
what the hell lil kim you know all money you took from r-jay and now he is looking for love. I see why. you `%_#~(_%+#*`#(#@ up your face. You was a bad @`$*)^$&(_&`@!`!) you need to get yo money back .who ever did that _(!&+*`_^&`$`!$! is wrong.
lil kim what in the hell is wrong with her face she look like somebody done pulled down her eyes and dru some eye bros she need to be more careful before her face brake off she ugly as hell a face like that is a night mare friday the thirthteen part 6
man i just dont no what happen to my gurl she dont even look like her self anymore o’my god i no her owne mother dont even no her )((%^~`+$~~`)$! now all that money she used for all that fake ~)@_&++*_~`(($&% she need to go get her money back cuz now she like a hottttttttttt messssssss for real
Dont even bother with these people no one will watch.