Idol Loser Dennis Brigham Won’t Let Haters, Toilet Bring Him Down

Dennis Brigham—the animated 19-year-old who told Simon “for somebody to be so rich, your pants are very, very cheap. With that cheap, very lame shirt you’ve got on,” on last night’s American Idol—won’t let his Hollywood Week rejection take the wind out of his sails. The Chris Brown wanna-be has already posted a bunch of videos online to combat “the haters,” including this emotional rendition of “I’ll Be There” in his family’s bathroom. He may have chosen this location for the acoustics, but between his voice overloading the camera mic and the toilet visible right next to his head, we doubt it will make the judges regret their decision. Close the lid next time, dude!

After the jump, watch Brigham unsuccessfully attempt to seduce his cousin’s friends in song.

Wow. You’d think he’d be covered in panties by the end. Don’t you wish you were related to this guy?