Top 30 Celebrity Plastic Surgery Blunders

The obsession with eternal youth in Hollywood, along with advances in medicine, is compelling an ever-greater number of stars to go under the knife and needle. Here are some celebrities who can’t steer clear of the operating table — from nightmarish reconstructions (need we mention Michael Jackson or Jocelyn “Cat Woman” Wildenstein?) to standard yet freakish facelifts (Cher) to simple lip injections (Jessica Simpson). Prepare yourself for taught eyes, swollen lips, and inexplicable droopage.

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379 Responses to “Top 30 Celebrity Plastic Surgery Blunders”

  • Leslie says:

    Heidi doesn’t look as bad as people say, I think she could have gone without the lip injections but her nose looks good.

  • Thessy says:

    Jocelyn Wildenstein looks like an alien!! She’s literally out of this world!!!

  • precious says:

    joan van ark looks so dry and old like a man lol

  • precious says:

    jocelyn wildenstien looks horrible she looks like an freakin blowup doll

  • precious garrison says:

    there are complety no words to describe all of these people some of them had ok results the rest of them are screwed for life….

  • Kiara says:

    This is what happens when you mess with what GOD gave you!

  • bellamina C says:

    I know that i have some big front teeth but damn what happened to that mans teeth?

  • Bellamina C says:

    What in the world is that? Was she high? Is she still high? Oh i forgot that’s not a human that thing came from the amazon.

  • maria rios says:

    rich people dont now how to spend money…………………………………………………
    they think that they look good but they look gay and stupid

  • tll says:

    stop being haters! Heidi is awesome and so is spencer – they rock…lc sucks! so there!

  • Linda says:

    what happened to growing old gracefully. I have to shake my head.

  • sharama says:

    she looks darn good though… an example of plastic surgery done well…. she needs nothing else done!!!

  • sharama says:

    bruce looks awful….

  • sharama says:

    i think melanie griffiths’ doc was impaired visually…. she is all lopsided!

  • sharama says:

    u go lil kim from african american to blasian american!!!!

  • sharama says:

    obviously latoya, michael, and janet, got referral kickbacks to the same nose doctor… they all have the same nose…

  • sharama says:

    and btw janet you were just too much when you stayed at the grand floridian resort at disney in orlando with you lil blonde haired dancer pal about ten years… the clearing of our cast hallways to break areas so you could not be walked by when hiding from disney guests. i understand that part, but me accidentally being in the hallway when you left and having your security guard make me turn my face from you while you passed was too much.. i could have cared less about you and your pompous attitude has come full circle… i went home and bashed alll your cd-s, which was hard for a fan, but those record sales arent so good any more are they…. get over yourself… we have…

  • sharama says:

    cher honey,,,, STOP!!!! really retire too…. your last farewell was nothing but drag show, and ive seen impersonators do you better than you do yourself… steven wayne…. and also, cyndi lauper kicked your buttt as an opening act the two times i went… the first time was to see you… the second time was to see cyndi, and i promptly left after her set was done…..

  • sharama says:

    and too many carbs….

  • Crystal McCoy says:

    I don’t think that girl from The Hills should be on this list, she actually looks better.

  • pepper says:

    this is really sad, It makes me wnt to cry

  • mf13angel says:

    she looks the same

  • mf13angel says:

    sher is goregous! she looks almost the same,..one ques tho….rib removal???

  • mf13anel says:

    she looks like the puppet from the muppet show! the 70′s looking one who plays the guitar lol!

  • Rev says:

    She is really ugly…

  • JC says:

    “WHY IN THE WORLD”, WOULD YOU MESS WITH WHAT GOD GAVE YOU??????? Meg, you were already pretty, why did you ruin, the beauty, you already had????? I liked the way you used to look, much better, now you look “PLASTIC”, like all the rest of hollywood, and NOT natural, AT ALL!!!!! You truely screwed up, this time. Live to regrett it, I’M SURE. “WHEN WILL YOU STARS EVER LEARN??? JC

  • Leidy says:

    Goddd!!!! Lil’ Kims nose looks like Michael Jacksons nose. Im scared :(

  • ashley says:

    now we know what happens when a barbi doll is over expanded.. please keep all the sharp objects away from her there could be an explosion.. sometimes people have more money than sense..

  • SUM1 says:

    Dam man u ruined ur face!!!! watz with u?!?

    MICHAEL JACKSON

  • monica says:

    this is pretty bad..

  • monica says:

    she looks so (*($!&(~#`(&!@!_ ing scary. i cant even handle this one

  • Britt says:

    What in the…

  • Britt says:

    That’s f-ing freaky man

  • YOLANDA says:

    IT IS A SHAME THAT MICHAEL JACKSON DID NOT REALIZE THAT HE WAS A HANDSOME MAN WITH OUT ALL THIS PLASTIC SURGERIES, IN THE MIST HE MADE HIM SELF UGLY AND WEIRD LOOKING, HE WAS UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT HE WAS ALL READY UGLY AND HE WAS WRONG, SOME ONE FAILED HIM…………….HIS PARENTS

  • Saphire20 says:

    Ok that is SO sad my 3 yr old just asked me if Jocelyn wildenstein was a “mama lion” and honestly she does look like it . She was a pretty women befor, i dont understand how people get so carried away with it and end up makeing themselves absolutely horrid.

  • suzan says:

    Priscilla Presley got some quack of a doctor to inject INDUSTRIAL grade silicone in her face and as a result she is partially paralized and I also heard that she will have to get the stuff CUT OUT of her face. this “doctor” used the stuff we use to seal windows and doors to keep out cold/heat/moisture, it was not sterile medical grade silicone. she’s lucky she didn’t get a bad infection.

  • suzan says:

    re: LaToya…..looking at her and the whole family (they ALL have had nose jobs) makes you wonder what kind of abuse they endured as children to want to morph into what can only be described as “alien-like” looking people. Also the “before” pic is after her first nose job. If you go WAY back to the mid 70′s and look at the group shots of the kids, they all have these fat, wide noses, just like their father did before his nose job!!!!
    well, I guess the world would be boring without all these FREAKS, right??

  • suzan says:

    Joan Van Ark,
    Honey, did you look in a mirror before you left your house?? OMG!!!! what did you do to yourself?
    I feel sorry for you.

  • Miky Mall says:

    Testing

  • james says:

    mama lion is right. she looks like something out of a sci fi movie.

  • james says:

    Donatella- walking dead!

  • MLS78 says:

    Except for Heidi Montag—-they ALL look HORRIBLE!!!!!! Tara Reid looks fine, but her tatta’s are uneven! Fergie made herself look like a cat. Rene’ Zellewhatever—looks ok, but shiny. The rest —- TOTALLY WASTED THEIR MONEY!!!!

  • Lu says:

    most of these “celebs” looked better BEFORE surgery!!

  • jen says:

    i thought these procedures were suppose to make u look better. donatella looks alot worst

  • keyon says:

    hahaha

  • Ramco says:

    The plastic surgeons should be smart enough to protect their clients from themselves. I guess vanity and greed throw brains (and looks) out the window.

  • Madi says:

    She looks like she had a stroke.

  • Madi says:

    I would **** the **** out of young Mickey Rourke! Wow. I don’t think he’s had a face lift. And the stoke comment was about Lara Flynn Boyle. Amanda Lepore, even in the before picture has obviously had some serious work, I want to see what she really looked like. Priscilla Presley got a good doctor or really lucky, cause she looks amazing. when you see her moving she is stiff. but her look is very close to her original face. Bruce Jenner, used to be hot. Who knew? Jackie Stallone, Just sad. I would cry if my face had turned into something like that. Courtney Love, Needed the nose job, badly. And if it wasn’t far the drugs and alcohol she’d look amazing. Cher, Makes me sad, I think she was so beautiful as a young woman, and if she had let herself age gracefully, I think she would be stunning now.—-> Sylvester Stallone, these two picture mostly show age, but the one thing you should look at is the 1st pic his eyes are blue the 2nd his eyes are brown???<—– Gary Busey is a nut job and I hate him. Sorry to any fans, I just can’t stand the man. Kenny Rogers has some damn good food, but the man looks like he is hanging upside down. lol. Jessica Simpson, Lip injections… Psycho injections!!! Don’t let this woman ever act again. Please. Meow… Still thinking about that sexy Mickey Rourke!

  • Jennifer says:

    The photo on the left looks like Sly’s blue eyed brother Frank.

  • milk_n_honey says:

    this lady done *^$_$`)`$_*)~#)@ ed her self up badly