Two Honeys Are Better Than One For Russell Brand

When Russell Brand goes out for a night on the town, he goes big or goes home. Russell rocked it out last night at Akon’s wrap party at Number 5 Cavendish Club in London, and left with not one, but two fine ladies, Lisa O’Connor and Stevie-Louise Ritchie, who chose not to wear pants that evening. Some people might think wearing no pants is a skanky fashion move, but actually that was really nice of her to save Russell some work once the threesome got back to his place to do who knows what.

According to Russell, however, doing the nasty was not what he had in mind. “Those women were at Brand Towers as they assured me they were qualified engineers and could fix my washing machine. I only took off my clothes ‘cos I wanted to bung a load in. The washing machine is still broke but my clothes are remarkably unstained.”

According to the ladies, Russell was “dancing around in his tight white pants” but they left before any nooky could be had as they had “a photoshoot to get to in the morning.” [Source: The Sun; Photo: Splash News Online]