Madonna Wants Us To See Her Crotch, Again

People deal with breakups in different ways. Some dye their hair, others go out on the town. And Madonna decides to show the world her crotch multiple times. That’s really the only explanation we can find for the torrent of legs-akimbo knicker-bearing poses we’ve been subject to since she split with Guy Ritchie. In the latest one, a promo shot for her Hard Candy album, our level of interest is so low, we’ve definitely got crotch-fatigue. Put it away, just for a few weeks, please, love.